Posts tagged Japan

Very Racist, but also very Funny

Or at least I thought so.

We were talking about Full Metal Jacket and the line “I’m going to gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you” came up.

After that, we literally had a 30 minute conversation about whether you could do that in Japan because of their smaller, more-slanted eyes. We covered all aspects from dick size of the fucker to specific region of the fucked.

In the end, we concluded that it’d just be like banging a virgin.

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Drunken Conversations with Older, Single Japanese Women are Never Boring

Drunken Conversations with older, single Japanese women are never boring. All you need is a little sake and they inevitably steer towards relationships, men and sex–or lackthereof.

A dildo there. An affair there. And sometimes, if you play your cards right, you may even get your penis touched.

I know younger girls are all the rage but if you take a detour into the land of jukujo, you may find yourself pleasantly surprised.

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Fucking Androgyny

Don’t you hate it when you see what you believe to be a potentially cute girl, start thinking of openers, start approaching and then realize it’s actually a guy?

This has happened to me more than a few times now. Fucking Japanese Androgyny

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