Posts tagged Full Metal Jacket

Very Racist, but also very Funny

Or at least I thought so.

We were talking about Full Metal Jacket and the line “I’m going to gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you” came up.

After that, we literally had a 30 minute conversation about whether you could do that in Japan because of their smaller, more-slanted eyes. We covered all aspects from dick size of the fucker to specific region of the fucked.

In the end, we concluded that it’d just be like banging a virgin.

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